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BELIEVE it or not these are REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. from my mail box Regards :) |
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Thanks for all of these specially last one .
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you are welcome brother mansoor
i'm glad you enjoyed it i personally liked the last one as well regards :) |
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So funny
Thanks brotther any way Why dont we do this with our police? The answer is We are Sauis while they are Americans. ha ha ha ha |
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glad you liked it Regards :) |
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terrific work
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i'm glad you liked it :) |
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I like the last one lol
thank you Rashed and please keep it up by the way pass out/ or pass away mean to die your brother:) |
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thank you for the advice, i should keep it in mind next time i will use pass by your brother/ Mubarak Regards :) |
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thanks ya Abo Rashed or Rashed's father:021: |
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no not at all my brother we all make mistakes ,and that what make us humans :) Actually i should be the one apologizing for not expressing myself in a clear and better way thanks alot for your understanding my brother and may allah forgive us all Regards :) |
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I like this one too much Thanks bro. Keep going |
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and also could be " pass out" mean ورقة أذن بالخروج ..أو أذن من العمل.... الله يرج أبليسك ذكرتنا بأيام الدوام ..والفركات خخخخ حفضكم الله وأدام الله المحب والمعزه |
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thank you for being here dear bin Kharsan and i might as well add that pass out also means وقع في غيبوبة او وقع مغشيا عليه not sure though, i forgot my English ever since i started learning Chinese :) and one other thing <could you guys find out for me what (pass by)means i used to understand it as يمر/ يعبر but now thanks to masaud, i'm starting to freak out :confused: :confused: :confused: ------------->:021: thanks for "passing by" my dear :banana: your brother mubarak NOT RASHED :make-fun: Regards All :) |
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well.....
pass by as you said means يعرض على قولتنا في الجنوب . i still remember when I asked my american friend and he works on the library on the front disck "have you seen Saleeh ( A palestinian guy)" I said. he answered me " ya.. he just passed by before a while" he said.. يعني عرض من امامه so you are learning Chinese.... nice I am taking France this summer and I am quite happy because my advisor allowed me to take it... |
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so you can speak French
masha'allah .... lots of people think it sounds Cool wish you all the best my Brother Regards :) |
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