مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : معادلات منطقيه !
منصور العبدالله
01-02-2009, 06:42 AM
السلام عليكم ورحمه الله
والله معادلات منطقيه بس بالأنجليزي
بس رهيبه
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + Sleep
Therefore
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore
Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In Other words,
Human that doesn't enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Men – earn money = Donkey
In other words,
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkey + spend
Women- spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From equation 2 and 3
Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend
So
Men earn money not to let women became donkeys
And women spend not to let men become donkeys
So we have:
Men+ women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 & 2, we can conclude
Men + women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 09:04 AM
Abo Nawaf
Infact , without female Donkey we as a donkeys will not survive
so we should enjoy life togather and enjoy eating togather
http://www.qahtaan.com/works/up/get.php?hash=m8ad27o3jz1233467939 (http://www.qahtaan.com/works/up)
Abo Nawaf , do you agree with me that , when we as a human see a very beautiful women ....we behave like a donkey to attract her ....
محمد بن حمد
01-02-2009, 09:41 AM
always old men behave like this,,I don't know why??
do you know why Abo 39aam...??
M7MD
صالح السنحاني
01-02-2009, 02:04 PM
loooooooooool
actually I had a video presentation (in an English course) showing these equations
and the instructor was old British man
he gave me a high grade >>> of course because he agreed with me
:>:
هبشان
01-02-2009, 02:11 PM
niiiiiiiiiiiiice
Abu NawaaF
But, it's not good to compare women by Donkey
We no problem .. exactly hhahah
Hey Man .,.. i hope ur wife see that
LoooooooooL
just Faighting n kickng
hahahahah
Having nice Faighting
ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 02:23 PM
loooooooooool
actually I had a video presentation (in an English course) showing these equations
and the instructor was old British man
he gave me a high grade >>> of course because he agreed with me
:>:
Boss
Can you show me that
thanks
ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 02:25 PM
niiiiiiiiiiiiice
Abu NawaaF
But, it's not good to compare women by Donkey
We no problem .. exactly hhahah
Having nice Faighting
Dear Habshan
I agree with you...we are OK but they are not..they are toooo sweet
صالح السنحاني
01-02-2009, 02:36 PM
Boss
Can you show me that
thanks
of course yes
but unfortunately
it is a high quality vedio
so, it is huge file and I cant upload it
another reason: me and my colleagues appear in the video :(
thanks
ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 02:42 PM
Thanks brother Saleh
I understood.
Last week I uploaded a 3min 25 sec vedio at Youtube ...it tooks 3 hrs and 20 min
هبشان
01-02-2009, 04:15 PM
Dear Habshan
I agree with you...we are OK but they are not..they are toooo sweet
my pleasure tell you
according to my searching
shuT ur mouTh maaaan
hhahahahaha
قووول لآهنت عالتعقيب يبو عصااام
عبدالله آل عباد
01-02-2009, 06:17 PM
ألا أنتو وش حالم
آل معمر
03-02-2009, 03:04 AM
والله ما فهمت من ذا الموضوع إلا صورة الحمير الله يعزكم اللي حطها أبو عصام
ترجوا يا الربع عشان نفهم
والله معندي كفحه في الانجليزي
ابن قوشع
03-02-2009, 04:01 AM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
متاااااااااابع و بصمت ( اعترف ما عندك ما عند جدتي و انثبر )
اخوكم : ابن قوشع
عبدالله آل عباد
03-02-2009, 05:45 AM
يوم قريت الانقليزي
تذكرت أبن خرصان
كنا نعلق عليه من أول على سب الانقليزي
الله يستر على ذاك الوجه
أشهد لله أنه وافي
حد منكم له علم منه؟؟
ماجد الخليفي
03-02-2009, 02:18 PM
يوم قريت الانقليزي
تذكرت أبن خرصان
الله يستر على ذاك الوجه
أشهد لله أنه وافي
حد منكم له علم منه؟؟
ابو جابر
امس كان بيني و بينه رسائل ... ابشرك الرجال بخير وموجود بالشرقية
منصور العبدالله
06-02-2009, 12:04 PM
السلام عليكم ورحمه الله
وش هالردود الجميله
وكلها انجليزي
ماشاء الله عليكم
طلعتوا حقين لغات
الله يسعدكم ويبارك فيكم ويرعاكم
وشرفني هالحضور الجميل والرائع
ولكم تحياتي يالغالييين
سعد معيض
06-02-2009, 07:24 PM
والله جاكم الي ما يدري وش كاتبين
عايض سعيد القحطاني
08-02-2009, 12:29 PM
والله انك خطيييييييييييييير
منصور العبدالله
11-02-2009, 06:56 AM
سعد بن معيض
عائض سعيد القحطاني
ياهلا وغلا والله
شرفتونا بمروركم وتواجدكم الجميل
لاعدمتكم ان شاء الله
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