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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : معادلات منطقيه !


منصور العبدالله
01-02-2009, 06:42 AM
السلام عليكم ورحمه الله

والله معادلات منطقيه بس بالأنجليزي

بس رهيبه


Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + Sleep

Therefore

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore

Human – enjoy = Donkey + work



In Other words,

Human that doesn't enjoy = Donkey that works.



Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Men = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Men – earn money = Donkey



In other words,

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey



Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Women = Donkey + spend

Women- spend = Donkey



In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey



To Conclude:

From equation 2 and 3

Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend

So

Men earn money not to let women became donkeys

And women spend not to let men become donkeys

So we have:

Men+ women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money



Therefore from postulates 1 & 2, we can conclude

Men + women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 09:04 AM
Abo Nawaf

Infact , without female Donkey we as a donkeys will not survive

so we should enjoy life togather and enjoy eating togather


http://www.qahtaan.com/works/up/get.php?hash=m8ad27o3jz1233467939 (http://www.qahtaan.com/works/up)


Abo Nawaf , do you agree with me that , when we as a human see a very beautiful women ....we behave like a donkey to attract her ....

محمد بن حمد
01-02-2009, 09:41 AM
always old men behave like this,,I don't know why??

do you know why Abo 39aam...??


M7MD

صالح السنحاني
01-02-2009, 02:04 PM
loooooooooool


actually I had a video presentation (in an English course) showing these equations

and the instructor was old British man

he gave me a high grade >>> of course because he agreed with me

:>:

هبشان
01-02-2009, 02:11 PM
niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Abu NawaaF


But, it's not good to compare women by Donkey

We no problem .. exactly hhahah

Hey Man .,.. i hope ur wife see that

LoooooooooL

just Faighting n kickng


hahahahah


Having nice Faighting

ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 02:23 PM
loooooooooool


actually I had a video presentation (in an English course) showing these equations

and the instructor was old British man

he gave me a high grade >>> of course because he agreed with me

:>:


Boss

Can you show me that

thanks

ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 02:25 PM
niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Abu NawaaF


But, it's not good to compare women by Donkey

We no problem .. exactly hhahah



Having nice Faighting


Dear Habshan

I agree with you...we are OK but they are not..they are toooo sweet

صالح السنحاني
01-02-2009, 02:36 PM
Boss

Can you show me that

thanks

of course yes

but unfortunately

it is a high quality vedio

so, it is huge file and I cant upload it

another reason: me and my colleagues appear in the video :(

thanks

ماجد الخليفي
01-02-2009, 02:42 PM
Thanks brother Saleh

I understood.

Last week I uploaded a 3min 25 sec vedio at Youtube ...it tooks 3 hrs and 20 min

هبشان
01-02-2009, 04:15 PM
Dear Habshan

I agree with you...we are OK but they are not..they are toooo sweet

my pleasure tell you

according to my searching

shuT ur mouTh maaaan


hhahahahaha


قووول لآهنت عالتعقيب يبو عصااام

عبدالله آل عباد
01-02-2009, 06:17 PM
ألا أنتو وش حالم

آل معمر
03-02-2009, 03:04 AM
والله ما فهمت من ذا الموضوع إلا صورة الحمير الله يعزكم اللي حطها أبو عصام

ترجوا يا الربع عشان نفهم

والله معندي كفحه في الانجليزي

ابن قوشع
03-02-2009, 04:01 AM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

متاااااااااابع و بصمت ( اعترف ما عندك ما عند جدتي و انثبر )

اخوكم : ابن قوشع

عبدالله آل عباد
03-02-2009, 05:45 AM
يوم قريت الانقليزي

تذكرت أبن خرصان

كنا نعلق عليه من أول على سب الانقليزي


الله يستر على ذاك الوجه

أشهد لله أنه وافي


حد منكم له علم منه؟؟

ماجد الخليفي
03-02-2009, 02:18 PM
يوم قريت الانقليزي

تذكرت أبن خرصان

الله يستر على ذاك الوجه

أشهد لله أنه وافي

حد منكم له علم منه؟؟


ابو جابر

امس كان بيني و بينه رسائل ... ابشرك الرجال بخير وموجود بالشرقية

منصور العبدالله
06-02-2009, 12:04 PM
السلام عليكم ورحمه الله


وش هالردود الجميله


وكلها انجليزي

ماشاء الله عليكم


طلعتوا حقين لغات



الله يسعدكم ويبارك فيكم ويرعاكم


وشرفني هالحضور الجميل والرائع

ولكم تحياتي يالغالييين

سعد معيض
06-02-2009, 07:24 PM
والله جاكم الي ما يدري وش كاتبين

عايض سعيد القحطاني
08-02-2009, 12:29 PM
والله انك خطيييييييييييييير

منصور العبدالله
11-02-2009, 06:56 AM
سعد بن معيض

عائض سعيد القحطاني

ياهلا وغلا والله

شرفتونا بمروركم وتواجدكم الجميل

لاعدمتكم ان شاء الله