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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : BELIEVE it or not


مبارك بن راشد
02-05-2007, 12:45 PM
BELIEVE it or not

these are REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

from my mail box

Regards

:)

منصور عبدالله القحطاني
02-05-2007, 03:07 PM
Thanks for all of these specially last one .

مبارك بن راشد
03-05-2007, 06:10 AM
you are welcome brother mansoor
i'm glad you enjoyed it
i personally liked the last one as well
regards
:)

صالح السنحاني
03-05-2007, 01:45 PM
So funny
Thanks brotther
any way
Why dont we do this with our police?
The answer is
We are Sauis while they are Americans.
ha ha ha ha

مبارك بن راشد
03-05-2007, 10:56 PM
So funny
Thanks brotther
any way
Why dont we do this with our police?
The answer is
We are Sauis while they are Americans.
ha ha ha ha

welcome brother
glad you liked it
Regards
:)

قديح
07-05-2007, 01:21 PM
terrific work

مبارك بن راشد
07-05-2007, 03:11 PM
terrific work

thank you for your compliment my brother

i'm glad you liked it

:)

الزهيري المغترب
07-05-2007, 03:28 PM
I like the last one lol

thank you Rashed and please keep it up

by the way
pass out/ or pass away mean to die

your brother:)

مبارك بن راشد
07-05-2007, 03:38 PM
I like the last one lol

thank you Rashed and please keep it up

by the way
pass out/ or pass away mean to die

your brother:)

yes my brother
thank you for the advice, i should keep it in mind

next time i will use pass by


your brother/ Mubarak

Regards

:)

الزهيري المغترب
08-05-2007, 04:33 AM
yes my brother
thank you for the advice, i should keep it in mind

next time i will use pass by


your brother/ Mubarak

Regards

:)

Sorry... I know you got pissed off when I made a mistake in your name.

thanks ya Abo Rashed
or Rashed's father:021:

مبارك بن راشد
08-05-2007, 08:35 AM
Sorry... I know you got pissed off when I made a mistake in your name.

thanks ya Abo Rashed
or Rashed's father:021:

lol
no not at all my brother
we all make mistakes ,and that what make us humans
:)

Actually i should be the one apologizing for not expressing myself in a clear and better way

thanks alot for your understanding my brother and may allah forgive us all

Regards
:)

بن خرصان
09-05-2007, 12:43 PM
BELIEVE it or not

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


:)

lol

I like this one too much

Thanks bro.

Keep going

بن خرصان
09-05-2007, 12:58 PM
I like the last one lol

thank you Rashed and please keep it up

by the way
pass out/ or pass away mean to die

your brother:)

Thanks musaud for notify this word

and also could be " pass out" mean

ورقة أذن بالخروج ..أو أذن من العمل....


الله يرج أبليسك ذكرتنا بأيام الدوام ..والفركات خخخخ

حفضكم الله

وأدام الله المحب والمعزه

مبارك بن راشد
10-05-2007, 10:06 AM
Thanks musaud for notify this word

and also could be " pass out" mean

ورقة أذن بالخروج ..أو أذن من العمل....


الله يرج أبليسك ذكرتنا بأيام الدوام ..والفركات خخخخ

حفضكم الله

وأدام الله المحب والمعزه

اللهم آمين

thank you for being here dear bin Kharsan

and i might as well add that pass out also means

وقع في غيبوبة او وقع مغشيا عليه

not sure though, i forgot my English ever since i started learning Chinese
:)

and one other thing <could you guys find out for me what (pass by)means
i used to understand it as

يمر/ يعبر
but now thanks to masaud, i'm starting to freak out
:confused: :confused: :confused: ------------->:021:
thanks for "passing by" my dear :banana:

your brother
mubarak

NOT RASHED
:make-fun:

Regards All

:)

الزهيري المغترب
10-05-2007, 11:39 AM
well.....
pass by as you said means يعرض على قولتنا في الجنوب .
i still remember when I asked my american friend and he works on the library on the front disck
"have you seen Saleeh ( A palestinian guy)" I said.
he answered me " ya.. he just passed by before a while" he said..
يعني عرض من امامه

so you are learning Chinese.... nice
I am taking France this summer and I am quite happy because my advisor allowed me to take it...

مبارك بن راشد
12-05-2007, 11:31 PM
so you can speak French

masha'allah .... lots of people think it sounds Cool

wish you all the best my Brother

Regards
:)